Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Who woulda thunk it?

Sheryl Swoopes, 3 time WNBA MVP,... yes even leagues that no one watches have MVPs announced that she is gay.

Wow, didn't see that one coming! Next thing you know there might even be an openly gay female golfer on the LPGA (another league that no one watches).

Lemme get this straight...no pun intended... a very athletic woman who looks more like a guy than a lot of guys I know who isn't married at 34 is gay....

What's next Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen Degeneres, Richard Simmons, Sigfried and Roy, George Michael, and Male figure skaterscoming out of the closet in droves?

... what do you mean that already happened... Rosie O'Donnel and Ellen are both gay... Sigfried and Roy too? I never saw that coming (go to the mirror and make a sarcastic face).

Why is this such a big deal? Why does everyone act surprised when this happens?

Its like being surprised when you learn that Big Macs are high in fat.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's it, I'm getting rid of my season tickets for the Denver...wait, what's the team again?

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dust,

The weird thing is that Swoopes was married and has an 8 yr old kid. I mean what the fuck? Cmon people make up your mind!!

FYI: Swoopes plays for the Houston Comets.

1:31 PM  

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