The ALL-NERD Football team

OK, so I was really bored in class today because we had a lecture cancelled.

My new Idea:The all nerd team.

What famous intelligent people would you love to see playing football, what position would they play and why?
Some of my choices are as follows:

QB- Bobby Fischer- controlled the board and told his pawns where to go.
MLB- Confucius- Confucius say receiver who cross middle wake up with pounding head and no balls
Flanker- DaVinci- They guy drew a helicopter hundreds of years before they were invented, you think he couldn't find a way to get open?
FB- Einstein- E=mc^2 baby and this M has a huge C
RB- Heisenberg- how can you tackle a guy when you don't know where he is?
Coach- Stephen Hawking- physical impairments preclude him fron playing, but this is a mind too good to leave off the team
Punt returner- Marie Curie- clearly defined halo
Strong Safety- MacGyver- direct the entire defense and can patch holes in defense with chewing gum and a toothpick
CB- Mr. T- I pity da foo that tries to go deep on this underrated genius
Kicker- Sir Isaac Newton- Can calculate the angle and projection of any kick in seconds
Punter- Bill Gates- 5'2 120 lbs of nerdy caucasian just screams punter to me
OLB- Aristotle- knows what the offense is doing even before they do
DE- Galileo- uses the stars to determine the quickest route to the QB.